Hank Aaron Doesn't Want the Homerun Record Back

Sorry, Bud Selig: "If you did that, you'd have to go back and change all kinds of records, and the [home run] record was very important to me," Aaron said. "It's probably the most hallowed record out there, as far as I'm concerned, but it's now in the hands of somebody else. It belongs to Barry. No matter how we look at… » 2/15/09 5:00pm 2/15/09 5:00pm

Can Lance Armstrong's Twitter Army Help Him Find His Stolen Bike?

If THE_REAL_SHAQ isn't somehow involved in the investigation, I'll be devastated: "Whoa!! They just came to my room and said our truck was broken into and someone stole my time trial bike! Wtf?!? APB out to the twitterati...they also stole 3 others. crazy!!...A pic of the stolen tt bike. There is only one like it in the … » 2/15/09 4:30pm 2/15/09 4:30pm

Meet the Man Who Will Stop You from Plaxico Burress-ing Yourself

His name is Julian Jones, a 27-year old babysitter to pro athletes: "Using a combination of street smarts, tips from veteran superstars like Shaquille O'Neal and ancient Chinese military tactics gleaned from reading Sun Tzu's 'Art of War,' Mr. Jones has become so adept at protecting his charges from ugly situations and… » 2/15/09 12:15pm 2/15/09 12:15pm